SAT words, hitting people, excuse me.
We were told to integrate SAT words into our vocabulary. 7 years after the test I am starting this. At work I went up to the bosses and said " this item was placed very precariously."
these damn runners take up the lanes in narrow, curvy two lane streets. I can't go across and hit oncoming cars. You hope these pricks go off to the side of the road for a second. So i stay in my lane and prepare for the worst. Haven't hit someone yet. But if squirells are stupid enough to get hit when they venture on the road, why can't these athletic assholes learn the same hard lesson.
When people say excuse me they don't mean excuse me (said nicely and apolegetic). what they mean at best is this sarcastic "so sorry to have bothered you" and at usual they mean "excuse me" (said rudely) as in get the fuck out of my way. I am in the frozen section of a store and i pin myself in, I am pressed against the wall, people are picking me out of the coolers instead of the digiornios pizza since i am so out of the way. And this women barrels through with her cart and rudely says "excuse me"
You never see Carollas or Priuses speeding. They are always blocking your path, poking along. You have to go somewhere, they have to stop you from getting there.
Women are nice right away. One of the few things good from the start. But unlike most things that get better, women will be worse to you over time.
The point of cleaning is to pretend there never was a mess. That way you can lie to others and not get nagged.
answer to heckler (he /she is the reason why)
In Diluth, Minnesota, may of 2008 a man drove over a dog killing it instantly. He had damage to his car and had to take a day off of work. So he sued the owners for $1,000. the poor creature, I am so sorry, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOOD. great now I got to miss a day of work and go to court. let me grab my new coat made of dog fur and meet in you court. my kind of guy.
3 Juveniles dig up a corpse in Texas in May 2008 to smoke a bong of Marijuana. When the cop came to their house to question him he threw up. The effort to get a good hit. legalize it recreationally.
we always bump into each other. why can't we agree on the rules of the road? everyone on the right side. Instead you always have to do the fake move like you are going one way and then you box the other person out. and race around them.
After hurricane Sandy People are stealing gas. Avoid dealing with gas stations price gauging. Siphon gas. But leave just enough so your victim can drive back to the gas station for more. Or go full Grand Theft Auto and just steal the car after they fill up. Neighbor going away. Tip over their car and siphon every last drop of gasoline.
Someone Who isn’t me, stole from Dunkin Donuts recently. The cashier didn’t ring up everything i ordered. So i said what about my donut so she grabbed it and gave it to me but failed to charge me for it. I was already gone by the time she realized it. Everything evens out, Lord knows, Shaws frequently rips me off.
The witch at Citizens bank wouldn’t let me withdraw money from my account. I asked how come I can deposit money into the account without any problem. She said anyone could deposit into my account, i could have deposited money into your account.” “well why didn’t you? (said subdued).
March 19, 2013
In appropriate yelling. Yelling about good things can weird people out. Next time you rear end someone. Get out of the car and say WHY WERE YOU DRIVING AT THE SPEED LIMIT? WHY DID YOU STOP AT THE STOP SIGN. WHY WAS I DRIVING TOO FAST. YOU ARE A GOOD DRIVER THIS WAS ALL MY FAULT. YOU DESERVE ALL THE MONEY. I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU
next snow storm i will yell at the snow plow guys. WHY DID YOU PLOW THE PARKING LOT SO WE CAN ALL PARK HERE? WHY DID YOU DO IT FOR FREE? I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW HAVE TO WALK TO THE STORE WITHOUT WALKING THROUGH A FOOT OF SNOW.